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Manifesto of the Terminally Bemused
Created on 2004-04-15 12:29:37 (#2844316), last updated 2007-10-08
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| Name: | big_fish_deli |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-25 |
| Location: | Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom |
This isn't a diary, its an experiment into the unknown - the paranormal if you will. If you choose to enter, please keep your arms inside the carriage at all times, and scream if you wanna go faster.
If you come here to look for answers, you will find nothing but more questions. To know me, is to accept the truth. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The truth is out there. However in here, there are nothing but lies. Lies I tell you!!!
In here you will find amusement, confusion, horror and random HTML, but don't stay too long - I have things to do.
As a taster here's what my public has already said about me:
"Handles really well..." What Lumox Magazine
"This years Titanic" National Geographic
"I literally wet myself!" Incontinence Monthly
"The best DJ since Tony Blackburn" Mixmag
"Our best customer" East, Smallbrook Queensway
"Nice Buns" Bakers Digest
"If he's not with us, he's against us" President George Dubya
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" Total Waste of Space










So come inside, take a look around and put your feet up, just don't get crumbs everywhere.
If you come here to look for answers, you will find nothing but more questions. To know me, is to accept the truth. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The truth is out there. However in here, there are nothing but lies. Lies I tell you!!!
In here you will find amusement, confusion, horror and random HTML, but don't stay too long - I have things to do.
As a taster here's what my public has already said about me:
"Handles really well..." What Lumox Magazine
"This years Titanic" National Geographic
"I literally wet myself!" Incontinence Monthly
"The best DJ since Tony Blackburn" Mixmag
"Our best customer" East, Smallbrook Queensway
"Nice Buns" Bakers Digest
"If he's not with us, he's against us" President George Dubya
"










So come inside, take a look around and put your feet up, just don't get crumbs everywhere.
Interests (127):
24, 80s cartoons, 80s music, abi titmuss, alex garland, alias, amsterdam, band of brothers, betty page, blackadder, boardgames, bourne identity, breakbeat, cajun chicken, castles, cheese, chinese food, classic musicals, clubbing, comics, computers, conspiracies, csi, d&d, da vinci code, dan brown, dangergirl, dangermouse, depeche mode, dice, die hard, djing, dragons, drawing, driving, dvds, ebay, edwards no.8, enterprise, er, fab cafe, fat trainers, father ted, festivals, fight club, freespirit, garlic bread, garth marenghi's darkplace, grand theft auto, great dalmuti, guns, h r giger, hignfy, hip hop, hitch hiker's guide, hitchcock, horror, hustle, in bed with medinner, jay and silent bob, karaoke, kasabian, kfc, lana parrilla, league of gentlemen, life on mars, lingerie, marvel comics, metal, metal gear solid, movie quotes, movies, mp3s, nathan barley, nin, paintball, paninis, parties, prison break, puzzles, quantum leap, quizes, reading festival, red dwarf, resident evil, retro 80s, robo rally, roleplaying, ronin, ruins, san miguel, sci-fi, science-fiction, seamed stockings, sopranos, spaced, spagbol, sport, standup comedy, star wars, starbucks, starfleet, subway, suits, swimming, tanks, terrorvision, the cold war, the cure, the it crowd, the mary whitehouse experience, the matrix, the mighty boosh, the occult, the punisher, the smiths, this life, top gear, treasure, uniforms, vampire: the masquerade, video games, wagamama, world war 2, wow, xmen, zombies
Schools:
Holyhead Secondary School - Birmingham, England - West Midlands, United KingdomJosiah Mason College - Birmingham, England - West Midlands, United Kingdom (1994 - 1996)
University of Wolverhampton - Wolverhampton, England - West Midlands, United Kingdom (1996 - 1997)
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